spicy-vagina-tacos:

filed under more jokes i never understood until now

spicy-vagina-tacos lulz-time
necrophilofthefuture:

realest.
necrophilofthefuture littleballoflight
Directly, or indirectly, everything we write is for someone.
(via moeyhashy)
moeyhashy watsonly

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

hawkules venus-aur
totalparksandrec voldermorte
misterpinkman the-absolute-funniest-posts

where-is-my-comb:

Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.

orangeisthenew-jack starrynotstarry

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

image

super-wolves crunchier
brookeeverdeen lubricates
nickholmes iamastencil

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

kiradax just-smileandnod

spurca:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

timidbabie itsmyfoxhat

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
sxnsa itsmyfoxhat

makaeru:

jeromeyromeyromeyromeyrome:

Australians get so confused during winter half of the population looks like they have 6 layers on and are ready to hibernate at any given moment the other half is wearing shorts and singlets saying “it’s not even that cold mate” every ten seconds

The best part is that these halves share the same space.

jeromeyromeyromeyromeyrome coach-ella